Do pugs really sleep that much?
Some people think pugs sleep a lot.
This is not entirely accurate.
Pugs simply understand something humans often forget.
Rest is important.
Extremely important.
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Jabba:
Jojo… do you think humans nap enough?
Jojo:
Absolutely not.
Jabba:
Why?
Jojo:
Because they are always running somewhere.
Jabba tilts her head.
Jabba:
Running where?
Jojo:
Work. Meetings. Emails. Deadlines.
Jabba:
That sounds exhausting.
Jojo:
It is.
Which is why pug sleeping habits are based on a much better system.
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Why naps are essential (according to pugs)
Jabba:
You mean naps?
Jojo:
Strategic naps.
Jabba:
How many strategic naps per day?
Jojo:
Ideally? Five.
Morning nap.
Late morning nap.
Afternoon nap.
Pre-dinner nap.
And of course the evening nap.
Jabba thinks about this very seriously.
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What humans can learn from pug sleeping habits
Jabba:
Jojo… Mum wakes up very early now.
Jojo:
Yes.
Jabba:
And then she travels three hours every single day.
Jojo:
Correct.
Jabba:
Three hours.
Jojo:
Yes.
Jabba:
Just to go to work.
Jojo:
That is the current situation.
Jabba stares into the distance for a moment.
Jabba:
Do you think… Mum has completely lost her mind?
Jojo sighs softly.
Jojo:
No.
Jabba:
No?
Jojo:
Humans simply forget that life also requires naps.
Jabba slowly curls up beside him.
Jabba:
When Mum comes back to Greece, we should teach her our system.
Jojo:
The strategic nap system?
Jabba:
Exactly.
Jojo closes one eye.
Jojo:
Yes…
that might be the most useful thing we ever do for her.
